So this one really slow midday at Ruby’s, the wait staff was all milling around in the kitchen, and a thought crossed my mind. If you could, would you have sex with yourself? Like, clone you, or 2012 you. Would you take yourself out and have a really nice time and then take yourself home and fuck you silly? I mean, you know what you like and how you like it. Maybe you aren’t into the same sex, but it’s YOU, you sexy beast! I definitely would. Then I’d make clone me be sober so I could smoke all the pot I want. We’d take turns and everything, I don’t want clone me to feel slighted, but yeah. Clones, man.
What do you think Tumblr? Would you go fuck yourself?